Dear Celebrity,
I was super excited to see your listing for a social web presence manager on Craigslist! I love the Internet and have been seeking an opportunity like this one to which I can contribute my enthusiasm, creativity and self-starterness!
As a person under 25 with a Facebook page and a Twitter account, I am familiar with adeptly navigating the complex world of social media. I have harnessed my Facebook newsfeed to report such major events as:
- Lexie is excited for her bday party 2night! wear glitter
- Lexie thinks the new Kanye jam=the new hotness
- Lexie is STRESSED GAAAAAAAHHHH! fml
On Twitter, I follow several celebrities including Barak Obama (I luv politics), Ellen (!!!!) and Shaq. In addition to showing that I’m a really skilled Twitterer, this points to my comfort around famous people.
Again, I am so super stoked about this opportunity. I think working with you would be killah! I see the fact that you’re a little washed up and haven’t really had a hit song since 2001 as an opportunity. I believe together, with the help of the Internet, we can make your star shine even more brightly and turn you into a regular on TMZ! (Internet famous=the new regular famous 
)
Thanks so much for this opportunity. If you have any questions you can hit me back on my Myspace or DM me in da Twittosphere! I look forward to hearing from you.
XOXO,
Lexie
Thanks for answering my ad!