I’m trying to get a job managing a celebrity’s web presence.
Recently Kanye admitted to paying two assistants to update his greatestintheentireworld blog. At first I was shattered by this news. I was all, Kanye, how could you?! Why would you lie to me? I thought we had something. I’m going to go get an order of Nachos Bellgrande and maybe some Buffalo Chicken Kickers, and when I get back, I want you gone.
And then I was all, Why didn’t you hire me? I. Love. You. No one knows you like I do.
But then I was all, Oh Kanyeeze, I can’t stay mad at you. Of course you can have top of my Jello Pudding Snack!
Anyway, if you know any celebrities in search of a Wanny (I just made that word up just now. It’s like a combo of Web and nanny. But I invented it, so if you see it somewhere else remember it was MINE FIRST. MINE!), let me know.
Dear Lexie– I am not famous… yet. (key word). I am working very hard to become some sort of celeb. Some ideas include:
1.) Giving birth to ninetuplets
2.) Stalking an American Idol Contestant
3.) Auditioning for American Idol ‘William Hung’ style
4.) Winning the ‘Bachelorette’ only to get my heart broken and rebound on ‘Dancing with the Stars’
5.) Start a celebrity blog
So I will clearly need a Wanny soon